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1. I don't pay shit forward. I broke some of his ribs, told a stranger to call an ambulance and left.

2. You raised your weapon over your head and screamed at him, what else did you think it would happen?

3. Guess who has pictures of you sleeping with the cow?

4. She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.

5. He dropped his pants to show me where he was stabbed and now I can't get the image out of my head. Help.

6. Text him!
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1. i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person

2. Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.

3. We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping cart. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".

4. Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.

5. I've achieved a new state of being which is sustained only by coffee and unrelenting rage

6. He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened.

7. (text him)
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